Instructions

  1. Nicely chop your lettuce as described in my complaint above.
  2. Make sure your lettuce is clean and devoid of any 6-legged creatures a.k.a "insects" that might pass as a piece of oregano.
  3. You may slice your scallions on a bias if you want to give the salad a gourmet flair.
  4. Slice your cucumber and pray that the seeds are not to ginormous. If they are, save this cucumber for tzatziki and try to find a nicer one with small seeds.
  5. Chop your dill.
  6. Place all ingredients in a bowl and toss.
  7. For the dressing just whisk and then dress the salad evenly coating the lettuce leaves.
  8. Add more dressing if desired.