Instructions

  1. Drop fake crab into a food processor (or one of those hand crank food processing bowls) and pulse just a few seconds- to break up the crab into small chunks (don't go overboard).
  2. Add Miracle Whip and pulse (or hand crank) another couple of seconds until crab is minced and all is blended.
  3. Stir in finely chopped celery and red onion (do this by hand or you will end up with mush).
  4. Season to taste with salt and pepper, if desired.
  5. Serve on a soft bun with lettuce.